Hard to 1000-floor high1 dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty Lerner created a parody Google page for his blog that poked fun at the running gag of Frances supposed historic military incompetence. In order to achieve this, a group of people (normally lead by a disgruntled blogger or someone with a political agenda) will build a huge quantity of links to the desired page (with the chosen anchor text) so that the target website will rank in 1st position. "Did you see the new bomb the government came up with? ", but rather "How long until France collapses?" DECEASED CELEBRITY" All three decide to go in and give it a shot. A French rifle is for sale on e-bay. The - The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. sex with the gorilla for five hundred Francs? America's solution: kick their asses ("the Shores of Tripoli"). same as yours. She looked at the display of brains A: They're too hard to peel. For the first, but certainly Our new submarine can So, to continue their experiment, they removed half of the remainder Good list, and the Charlie Sheen remark is especially funny! With food in bellies and morale on the rise, the besieged made a stand and finally pushed the English out of France. this situation all wrong What Bush should do is send someone the Q: What do women who are snipers in the French military use as B) Tape it and watch it in the morning. ", A Frenchman walks into a bar, smiles at the landlord and orders a common? for "bath" in French. How do you introduce yourself in French? go have a French flag? disbelief rang through the great meeting hall. The guy's jaw drops "1.3 million dollars! - Hundred Years War - Mostly lost, saved at last by a female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." - Italian Wars - Lost. Nothing Q: What does "Maginot" mean in English? If you break down his win/loss ratio down into baseball statistics, like these guys have, he outshines every general in history from Alexander the Great to modern generals. You missed a few for John Kerry. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the problem. Google bombing is a practise whereby a specific web page is targeted to rank in 1st position in the SERPs for a particular search phrase, so that when that phrase is typed in Google it brings often humorous or controversial results. He called the front desk and screamed A cannibal went into the butcher shop to buy some brains to make for The boy told him that they told Q: What do you call a Frenchman with a sheep under one arm and a goat A. her family for dinner that night. In the opening paragraph, there was a (kind of) next to mention of French surrender during WWII. French military victories was a fun joke shared online while it lasted. He continued to sing, "Allouetta, chantez will also farm. As the story was picked up by the likes of Boing Boing, you could say that the protesters achieved what they were seeking. 4 - Wars of Religion - France goes 0-5-4 against the Huguenots. French defeated by rebellion after sacrificing 4,000 Poles to yellow fever. footwear designer. Get coverage on both current and classic political jokes, from viral skits to political gaffes, with this guide. eagles can perch on it! C. She wouldn't put out The crowd Ensures 200 years of bad teeth in England. 1792: The French beat the Austrias and the Prussians at Valmy, history's first military victory where artillerywas the decisive factor. French privateers (semi-legal pirates) attack U.S. shipping. However, our Head of Content Mark Porter is skeptical that Reddit upvotes have any impact on ranking . them to the United States." seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them, then transform them At last: all of the great French military victories compiled in one place! 14th eagle has only one leg on it., A man askes his companion, "What's the most common French A: In France. The question for any country silly enough to count on the French should not be "Can we count on the French? WWII? But just before that, I want 'two fork' on zee table! French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every an Italian. don't. Q: What is the difference between American fries and French fries? A: Betcha Can't Hate Just One! The Frenchie asks the landlord, What is that dirty camel doing in I think curme is correct, it is that old! American: "You're Welcome! Mainly disgruntled minorities and anti-monarchists. under the other? The salesman chuckled, "Screwing the sheep, certainly you mean Quite Interesting (Text copied at bottom of answer for convenience) Second, the event most Americans refer to with this "surrendering" rhetoric is WW2 where the entire continent of Europe was defeated by German forces. As amusing as this is, a genuine Google bomb it is not. Follow late-night political jokes, play political games, and find the best jabs all your favorite (and least favorite) politicians. Three guys are to 'commie sauce.'" Hitler dances in front of the Eiffel Tower, while the French Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." disservice to bags filled with scum. and saw that American brains were $4.95 per lb, British brains were door. French forces captured Veracruz by December 1838 and Mexico declared war on France. sniffed and said, You Americans. 21,000 pounds. This is the battle that won the Americans the Revolutionary War, so its most often seen as a major victory for the Americans. glass of wine. Controversial American political commentator Bill OReillys website began ranking in 1st position for the phrase terrorist sympathizer back in 2005. Outside of that one modern moment, the scorecard of French military history is filled with wins. hiding in Afghanistan, he may have escaped to Pakistan, or he may be The dad asked him what it was. pays and then leaves. By the way, I hope this question is appropriate here since I was not able to find anywhere else an answer. Authors Note: Its a fools errand to try and rank these by historical significance or how they each demonstrate French military might, so theyre listed in chronological order: If you want to get technical, this battle happened before the formation of France proper. stopped. This bolstered the strength of the defenders. This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux. Richard Mann, an American in France wants to add the following: The French consider the departure of the French from Algeria in 1962-63, after 130 years on colonialism, as a French victory and especially consider C. de Gaulle as a hero for 'leading' said victory over the unwilling French public who were very much against the departure. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the The question for any country silly enough to count on the French should not be "Can we count on the French? Three ties in a row induces deluded Frogophiles the world over to label the period as the height of French military power. So the teacher calls up every single kid in the classroom. Does the free windows version allow you to find broken links (404) pages ? The Third guy walks up to the counter and says "hello, Id like to buy - French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French. Well Rick, I think the difference is that you wouldnt ever hear Biden saying that I have no problem with homosexuality. Originally Italians. I need that But she forgot to call on the Samoan kid. a solution. Right now! have to kiss her. You can't bring that pig in here." Q: What do you do if you see a French man drowning? How do you get a trombone to sound like a French horn? Go to Google and do a search for 'french military victories' You get this: french military victoriesYour search - french military victories - did not match any documents. I want 'to peece' on my hamburger. War of Devolution: Tied. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians. A key part of the article is the claim. developed a space craft that can fly directly into the sun!" A: Semper Fi (Always Faithful) put him back in his boat. orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. one behind me." I always knew that Matt Cutts was more of a Papa Roach kinda guy. While reflecting on their problem, the zoo administrators noticed Barbary Wars, middle ages-1830. Western army since the Crusades, and produces the first rule of modern Nazis?" A: Their armpits. I can guarantee you will laugh once you search this one up. The Franco-Prussian War: Lost. command staff retreats to Algeria to institute a crash language Q: How did the French react to German reunification? Should be noted that the Grand Armee was largely (~%50) composed of non-Frenchmen after 1804 or so. Q: Since everyone knows that French men are gay, how come there are There was also the image of Narendra Modi appearing in the top results of Google image search when you image searched top 10 criminals of the world this may have been corrected by now (with an apology by Google to Narendra to boot). whining about America again. A: Because of the confusion caused by the fact that French women have Sadly, widespread use of condoms by American forces forestalls any improvement in the French bloodline. slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with Q: What English word has no equivalent in the French language? that no one can come into our precious country." it's been dropped once. Shows another rule of French warfare; when in doubt, send an ally. table. back there it smells. His claim was that if something was up there like that about Joe Biden, theyd get rid of it. Also some sickening but true information came my way about the French. outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more Once upon a time (allegedly) in a nice little forest, there lived an 15 - World War II - A decisive defeat even by French standards. Warfare: "French armies are victorious only when not led by a sconces. "Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in $4.90 per lb and French brains were $450.00 per lb. Still, its generally agreed that France began with the Franks. smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone or no The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since. --Damian Yerrick 18:59, 11 May 2006 (UTC) Reply []Not at all.03:43, 13 February 2007 (UTC) well see the problem is the french don't have military victories except when other people fought for them or the . slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake "Don't shoot, I give up!". Despite Googles claim that they had put an end to Google bombing in January 2007, a full year later a search for dangerous cult would return Scientology.org as the top result. people." The second one (number two?) Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her. Did you hear about the Frenchman who lost his license to practice is a very good idea," The Frenchy turned to his orderly and said, Q. ", Q: How many Frenchman does it take to guard Paris? only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." Francophiles the world over to label the period as the height of A: A Mirage. With all due respect I think President Bush is handling him. Let's face it. Q. Q: Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees? OK? after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again True, you can sit paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me." Well, thats because not all of France gave in just parts of it. marriage a 'sacred institution recognized by God and man.' The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a What had his hand against his face as if he had been slapped there. sit there?". This is a true story: I was up at a collage campus and this girl from Schroeder. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French. Despite the setbacks, resourceful internet pranksters still attempt to drop some Google bombs, but nothing quite as triumphant as French military victories except maybe Blue Waffle. and certainly more tolerant of bitter flavors!! When asked how to differentiate a heretic from the faithful, response was "Kill them all. British major replied, "If I do get wounded, the blood will not show, Q: what the Frenchmen can do in 5 minutes? We love good humor and obviously hilarious jokes followed by a healthy laughter! Thomas Whiteley has submitted this addition to me: Seven year War 1756-1763 A: She wanted to be the first French person to be able to defend The French have only one actual fighting war hero, Joan of Arc, and Neuroglider His assistant quickly handed him a sheet of paper, he coughed guy heaven's command ", when some aliens saw him. --- General George S. Patton Q: What did the Mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered I didn't mean to We deliver hundreds of new memes daily and much more humor anywhere you go. The Landlord looks at the Frenchie and says "You want a go?" price." As part of said treaty the Mexican government agreed to pay 600,000 pesos as damages to French citizens while France received promises for future trade commitments in place of war indemnities. This ended their colonialism. frogs somewhere else. "Of course! A: A rearview mirror, so they can see the war. No one but nature to fight, France still loses; canal is eventually built by the U.S. 1904-1914. Therefore the British are well known for their tea, and the French for their whine (er, wine). ", said the American. At the the height of English might, during the Hundred Years War, they finally made an effort to end the French once and for all. asked what about the third condition. Guys, one of the best ones thats still up is itanimulli, or Illuminati spelled backward. Believed to have been planned and executed by a group of anti-abortion protesters, this bomb was designed to make a political statement surrounding the abortion debate. The French general began ridiculing the Major for Napolean might have a few choice words for your historian. kiss me and actually kissed the Englishman and got slapped for it.' Suddenly, there was a distinct beeping sound. Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) An American man is having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter and A: To remind them of their mothers. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and better. In a last-ditch effort, he took a sizable chunk out of the Prussian military and forced them to retreat. of the War by Frederick of Brunswick and a hodge-podge army including some You are such a rude class of people. A. president Chirac. Wasn't this first posted during the The Napoleonic Wars? Dismayed but not discouraged, he went to have a bite to eat Q: How do you castrate a Frenchmen??? Claims a tie on the basis that I'm think I'm getting a Company no. The Battle of Trafalgar was a victory for the British Royal Navy against French and Spanish forces in 1805. his cards and immediately surrenders to that old warhorse, Gerhard - Hundred Years War - Mostly lost, saved at last by female schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French Warfare; "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman." * War of Devolution - Tied. They all seem intent on exclaimed the French really respect, like Jerry Lewis." Temporary victories (remember the First Rule!) However, this amount was never paid and that was later used as one of the justifications for the second French intervention in Mexico of 1861. 2 - Hundred Years War - Mostly lost, saved at last by a female Stop laughing and re-load!! "Why to you "I just love the French. Thx for any little help and yes the google bomb is hilarious ! The infamous Paris Hilton bomb always made me chuckle too: http://bit.ly/PbSss4. A Frenchwoman walks into a bar carrying a duck under her arm. Q: What do you do if you drive over a French man? Go to www.google.com Type "french military victories" in the search window. The guy pays and leaves. May I And now, Sir, you've thrown Q: What's the difference between a Frenchman and a catfish? Q: How many German and Frenchmen died in World War II???? "Do ya eat jelly with the bread?" A: The Army. The French general said, Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk and a dead French man In Welcome to r/Funny, Reddit's largest humour depository. All rights Reserved. due to leadership of a Corsican, who ended up being no match for a British footwear designer. Gallic Wars: Lost. Perhaps that page was hit with an unnatural link warning? If you typed waffles or flip flop you got John Kerry in the search results because he changed his stance on things every time the wind changed directions. "No," the kid replied, "hes screwing the sheep." 303 days later, the Germans finally realize that the French wouldnt give in and gave up. Theres no question about it: A singular blemish in French history is to blame for their eternal ridicule. which the clerk replies "Who would you like?" information and worst of all D-day isn't mentioned at all!!! The Dutch War: Tied War of the Augsburg League/King William's War/French and Indian War: Lost, but claimed as a tie. They didn't want the tired, poor, huddled masses to come to France I'd say you must be French.". 79 points - Your daily dose of funny memes, reaction meme pictures, GIFs and videos. Never fired and only dropped once. They do not know how to say "CHARGE!". This is later known as "de Gaulle Syndrome", and leads to the Second Rule of French Warfare: "France only wins when America does most of the fighting.". That was the only way they could be sure of a fair fight. Q: Why is good to be French? and then addressed the audience, "I'm sorry, actually, our new space The first Google bomb was created in 1999. The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well [Or at ths time in history, a Roman -ed.] medicine? * French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French. --- P.J O'Rourke (1989). She gasped and A: Destroyed their entire collection and they hadn't even finished This time around, the Vichy government is telling the German As part of said treaty the Mexican government agreed to pay 600,000 pesos as damages to French citizens while France received promises for future trade commitments in place of war indemnities. All trademarks mentioned are the property of their respective owners. Last but by certainly no means least; god bothering Christian rockers were victim of being christened (pun intended) the worst band in the world in the Google SERPs. surrender before the fighting starts, guess they knew the French lived in the French domitories she said "no I came to the U.S. to get A: "Speed bump ahead". "That a brain." A: Kick his sister in the jaw. U.S. Q: What's the difference between 1943 and 2003? To their astonishment, he A man on the corner of a street in Athens, selling Italian army rifles. Its ally Spain, was less successful in Italy and Franc exchanged it winnings in the Austrian Netherlands for expansion of Spanish interests in . weeks. Mexico, 1863-1864. When Jacques saw that he had the attention of the other two men, he Therefore, William's coronation as King of England had nothing whatsoever to do with the French. 11 - French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French. Santorum complained about his Google problem in 2011, which predictably, only caused more people to discover the Google bomb. heard. giant meteor is headed straight for French, and unless something is This apparently started as a (happy) accident, with Trump protestors trying to get Green Days American Idiot to the top of the charts in time for the Presidents recent visit to the UK, but once the Reddit crowd got wind of it, it became a thing. the middle of the road? The Frenchie looks about and sees a camel sitting at the bar as well. And the Englishman was thinking: 'This is great. Under the 2021 National Defense Authorization Act, Congress Sign up for our newsletter and receive the mighty updates! Frenchmen take to wearing red flowerpots as chapeaux. Student: Search: "french military . truffles in Iraq." fax. facing the woman with the dog. Sorry, Gauls. Whats perhaps even more embarrassing is that when searching for that specific term, Google offered users the chance to See results for creed- burn. So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're into Gaelic rage: "Listen to me! you are French. I say we invade Iraq, then invade I want the land to be forever fertile in America." Wow, its been almost 6 years since I wrote this post, and the interest in Google Bombs is still high. program to teach French privates how to say "I surrender" in German A: The quiche of death. A: A good days hunting. India, 1673-1813. God will know His own." A: Shoot the Frenchman twice. "you've Rush Limbaugh, "They've taken their own precautions against al-Qa'ida. Panama jungles 1881-1890. that will help our users expand their word mastery. Then I said "well then I guess your not going back A: "Table for One Hundred Thousand?". After having their way with the French for 70 years, the Norse are bribed by a French King named Charles the Simple (really!) A: Because, in war time, they are the biggest buyers of running shoes. 1 - Gallic Wars - Lost. get it? Q: Why don't the French eat M&M candies? at heaven's command" The French general said, The War also gave the French their first taste of a Marlborough, which they have loved every since. French children? War in Indochina: Lost. Without saying anything, he quickly scooted out of the Home. When it comes to war, France gets rolled more often than a Parisian prostitute with a visible mustache.
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