I fix stuff., [Pepper uses a repulsor on Killian]Tony Stark:Honey?Pepper Potts:Oh my god that was really violent, Aldrich Killian:No more false faces You said you wanted the Mandarin? Whats Mew-mew?, Darcy:Look! He raised me by hand and kept me as his own.Drax:So youre a pet.Mantis:I suppose.Drax:People usually want cute pets. Always hold it high. I just need these two things.Peter Quill:What?Rocket Raccoon:[laughing]No, I thought itd be funny! Its impressive., Tony Stark:Anybody remember when I carried a nuke through a wormhole?James Rhodes:No, its never come up.Tony Stark:Saved New York?James Rhodes:Never heard that., Laura:What about Nat and Dr. Robbery involves threat. Unstable dimensional openings. This this is a man. 10. The setup: Iron Man is ready to deploy his secret weapon in the stand-off against Captain America and is cohorts. [Rocket looks around in confusion]Rocket:Is that better?Drax:I dont know.Peter Quill:[snickering]Its worse. Funny Marvel Quotes. The triangle icon that indicates to play. Goose. Cool name for a cool cat., [At-Lass scans Goose]Kree Computer:Species: Flerken. Im Peter, by the way.Dr. "I've got this uncontrollable need to please people.". Drax's lines weren't just outright funny, they communicated to audience members that truly anyone could be a superhero. I am so sorry! Why do you have your toes out in my lab?TChalla:What, you dont like my royal sandals? Its so much worse., Peter Quill:You put your turd in my bed, I shave you.Rocket:Oh, it wont be my turd. Hidden.Nick Fury:You sure thats what Marvel would want?Carol Danvers:Mar-Vell.Nick Fury:Thats what I said.Carol Danvers:Its two words. But one thing that all of the Marvel films share is a penchant for a witty quip. Theres no need to get personal., Gamora:We need to find Peter now and get off this damn planet.Mantis:Ego will have won him to his side by now. Flying around the city, smash it into everything in sight and everyone will see it! "I say this to you, my friend, with all of the . Youve gotta clean up your room, its a complete mess!Groot:I am Groot.Peter Quill:Im not boring, youre boring! [Back in Black by AC/DC plays]Peter Parker:Oh, I love Led Zeppelin!, Happy Hogan:Heads-up. After the events of the battle of New York Tony Stark had a bit of a crisis of confidence, but that didnt stop the jokes rolling off his tongue like usual. No, not exactly. Theres no reason to be scared.Luis:Oh, no no. That is AWESOME, dude!, Ant-Man:[internally damaging the Iron Man suit]Oh, youre going to have to take this to the shop.Iron Man:Whos speaking?Ant-Man:Its your conscience. Originally from Tasmania, Australia, Kristy was living in London when she unexpectedly met a Dutch bloke and ended up moving to the Netherlands to be with him. Stark said you wouldnt get that because its not a Star Wars reference., Peter Parker:MJ, IMJ:am Spider-Man?Peter Parker:No. Will you join me on my quest to Nidavellir?Rocket Raccoon:Ah, let me just ask the captain. Youre not my friend.Thor:No, no, no. The latter challenges the former to a duel, insisting that the only way she can prove . [woman blows on his dice]Okay, you too.Rhodey:I dont blow on a mans dice.Tony Stark:Come on, honey bear., Tony Stark: Drop your socks and grab your crocs, were about to get wet on this ride.. Its not a disguise, Hank. Ill handle the music. His antics trying to master the suit that can make him tiny (or big) were very comical at times. Im gonna get some dumbbells.Rocket Raccoon:You know you cant eat dumbbells, right?Gamora:[touching Thors arms]Its like his muscles are made of Chitauri metal fibers.Peter Quill:Stop massaging his muscles., Rocket Raccoon:You speak Groot? Samuel Sterns: No, not yet! Newton D. Baker Life is my college. "Never go to bed mad. Like. [ smiles ]" " James 'Bucky' Barnes: Don't do anything stupid until I come back. Even if the whole world is telling you to move, it is your duty to plant yourself like a tree, look them in the eye, and say 'No, you move'.". Its a leisure vessel.Bruce Banner:What?Valkyrie:The Grandmaster uses it for his good times: orgies and stuff.Bruce Banner:Did she just say the Grandmaster uses it for orgies?Thor:Yeah. "Don't downgrade yours dream just to fit your reality, upgrade your conviction to match your destiny." -Stuart Scott This quote right here is special! [pause]On the inside.. See the world. Something big.Ant-Man:I got something kinda big. Over the years, the Marvel Cinematic Universe has become a bit of a monster well, an entertaining and often funny monster, but a monster nonetheless. Well, on my planet, we have a legend about people like you. Let me get my fingerprint out. Steve Rogers: Taller." " Peggy Carter: You can't give me orders! "If there is a will, there's a way. 4 / 25 PHOTO: FACEBOOK.COM/MARVELSTUDIOSCANADA Captain America on sacrifices And if I tear myself in half, dont come back for me.Bucky Barnes:Hes gonna tear himself in half?Captain America:You sure about this, Scott?Ant-Man:I do it all the time. Okay., Nick Fury:[on Ultron]Guys multiplying faster than a Catholic rabbit!, Natasha Romanoff:[after kissing Bruce Banner]I adore you [suddenly pushes him off cliff]but I need the Other Guy., Ultron:Youre unbelievably nave.Vision:Well, I was born yesterday., Steve Rogers:Fury, you son of a bitch.Nick Fury:Oooh! Thor:Looks like youve copied my beard. He had chosen to remain in exile. - Friedrich Nietzsche. Who are you?Thor:I am the God of Thunder! Thor:Then give me one of those large enough to ride., Jane Foster:Howd you get inside that cloud?Darcy:Also, how could you eat an entire box of Pop-Tarts and still be this hungry?, Darcy:[mispronounces Mjlnir]Mew-mew? I'm a Captain! [Ant-Man laughs and grabs War Machine]War Machine:Okay, tiny dude is big now. When Jane discovered the aether she was finally reunited with Thor, and even got to visit Asgard. "A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success." These are just a few of my favorite qualities about you, Mom! Hes on the young side., Captain America:You got heart, kid. Um Im Spider-Man, then., Peter Parker:Let me just say, if aliens wind up implanting eggs in my chest, or something and I eat one of you, Im sorry.Tony Stark:I do not want another single pop culture reference out of you for the rest of the trip. Drax: I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still, that I become invisible to the eye. [aware of Steve's new size] "I thought you were smaller." James 'Bucky' Barnes 6. These are our favorite funny lines from Iron Man 3. Im a Captain! [Cap gives her a blank look]Maria Hill:Hes fast, shes weird., James Rhodes:But, you know, the suit can take the weight, right? 45 Awesome Marvel Quotes 1. I know.Wong:Well, dont stop now., Kaecilius:What is this?Dr. Christine Palmer:Well, thats what a cultist would say., Kaecilius:How long have you been at Kamar-Taj, MisterDr. Erik Selvig:Thank God Im so sorry., Odin:She does not belong here in Asgard any more than a goat belongs at a banquet table!Jane Foster:Did he just? You know, the God of Thunder? Not all of us can fly., Thor: The girl tried to warp my brain! The Incredible Hulk was a darker film than some of the others in the MCU, but that didnt mean it lacked humor. I have 12% of a plan - Star Lord. Its just, its on fire., Korg:Hey, man. Funny or Die Is Taking Over. Stephen Strange:No, I want to protect the stone.Tony Stark:And I want you to thank me. David Barry 2.) Loki:[referring to Thors Eagle-Winged Helmet]Nice feathers. It is good to once again be among friends. Elfheim, Nilfheim?Darcy:[frightened, pulls out a taser]New Mexico?Thor:You dare threaten Thor with such a puny weapon? Marvel sounds a lot better. Out of the two of us, which one can ACTUALLY fly? 9: "As far as I'm concerned, that's America's ass" (Endgame) - Ant Man Yes Tony, you don't have to look (but yeah, we get you). [surprised by the kiss, Steve looks at Colonel Phillips]Col. Chester Phillips:Im not kissing you., Col. Get it off!Scott Lang:I thought Daddy didnt get scared!, Paxton:Freeze!Dave:Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute! Threat: Low to None.Nick Fury:That things clearly busted., Carol Danvers:Keep the Tesseract on Earth. Listen, buddy, if you dont log off this game immediately, I am gonna fly over to your house, come down to that basement youre hiding in, rip off your arms and shove them up your butt! Parton made this funny remark during her 2009 commencement speech at the University of Tennessee: "Now I usually try not to . Carol Danvers:[Referring to the front of the baseball cap that Fury has given her] What is it?Nick Fury:Its a S.H.I.E.L.D. On my signal, run like hell. It may be magical, but it works an awful lot like a Hydra weapon.Nick Fury:I dont know about that, but it is powered by the cube. [Natasha glares at him while Bruce groans and puts his head in his hands]Thor:But not the screams of the dead, of course. We dont know what it means. This film featured a lot of soul-searching and fighting, but the moments of brevity between TChalla and Shuri were probably the funniest parts. I dont paint., Virginia Pepper Potts:[after Starks one night stand with Christine]I have your clothes here; theyve been dry cleaned and pressed. Now that Thor and Loki were reunited we were also treated to some of the most hilarious banter between these two brothers. You wouldnt like me when Im hungry.Tough Guy Leader:[in Portuguese]What the hell he is talking about?, Betty Ross:[Betty and Bruce need to get across town in New York City]The subway is probably quickest.Bruce Banner:Me in a metal tube, deep underground with hundreds of people in the most aggressive city in the world?Betty Ross:Right. [beats up Ant-Man], Spider-Man:[to Bucky]You have a metal arm? You have your glorious self". Everybody thought you were dead! Fury., Nick Fury:Oh! Whats up, Mr Stark?Tony Stark:Kid, whered you come from?Peter Parker:Field trip to MoMa! Your father. [Tony reaches across Peter with his arm. [Crowd howls with laughter. It sucks. [looking at Nebula]Except maybe you.Nebula:[shakes her head in disbelief]Oh, my God., Yondu:Once I figured out what happened to them other kids, I wasnt just gonna hand you over!Peter Quill:You said you were going to eat me!Yondu:That was being funny.Peter Quill:Not to me!, Rocket:[snickering]Im sorry. And you dont have a phone.Thor:No, I dont have a phone but you could have sent me an electronic letter. Check back regularly as well update this post whenever theres a new Marvel film released! And whats your name, huh? Whosoever holds this hammer if he be worthy. Lip piercing, right?Natasha Romanoff:Yeah, shes cute.Steve Rogers:Yeah, Im not ready for that., Natasha Romanoff:What about the nurse that lives across the hall from you? See? Im a cat burglar.Dave:You mean youre a pussy.Scott Lang:Yeah., Scott Lang:Hey, look what I have for you. See more ideas about marvel quotes, superhero quotes, college graduation cap decoration. He was a freak accident, the goal is to do it better!Sparr: So Banner was the only [knocked unconscious from behind]Emil Blonsky: Ahh, shes an annoying bitch, isnt she?Sterns: Why are you always hitting people?!. Ill go., Rocket Raccoon:Well, if fate does want you to kill that crap-sack, youre gonna need more than one stupid eyeball. is so slow. 1. [Groot grunts]Drax the Destroyer:And this green whore is alsoGamora:Oh, you must stop!, Peter Quill:[about Gamora]She betrayed Ronan, hes coming for her. Some jerk lost a bet with me in Contraxia.Thor:They gave you his eye?Rocket Raccoon:No, he gave me a hundred credits. Thats like some David Copperfield shit!Dave:Thats wizardry!Kurt:Sorcery!Luis:Howd you do that, bro?Scott Lang:Dont freak out, look at your shoulder.Luis:[Looks at his shoulder, starts screaming, and runs out of the room]Get if off! Ill talk to him first, then you guys go in.Okoye:[in Xosha]We cant let him talk to Klaue alone.TChalla:[in Xosha, too]Better to let him talk to Klaue alone for five minutes than to make a scene here. Thor:Is that why everythings on fire?, [a megalith appears to fight Thor]Sif:All yoursThor:[walks up to the monster]Hello[Monster roars]Thor:I accept your surrender. But I cant hold it very long. [she kisses Steve]Peggy Carter:Go get him. [Harley hands Stark a newspaper with the headline of the destruction of Starks mansion]Tony Stark:Valid point., Tony Stark:You walked right into this one: Ive dated hotter chicks than you.Brandt:[scoffs]Is that all youve got? No! While his journey to meet the Ancient One and master magic wasnt hilarious in itself, there were still moments to make us chuckle. Ha! "Noyou're stronger."-Odin Thor: Ragnarok, a fan favorite out of the Marvel franchise, became wildly popular for its witty jokes and relatable characters. Can you believe it? Youre stronger than her, youre smarter than her. [Peter looks confused]Tony Stark:Theres a little gray area in there and thats where you operate.Peter Parker:OhTony Stark:Alright? Korg:Yeah, Noobmaster69. 5. Then I passed out. Gotta run before you can walk -Tony Stark. Thor:Yes, they taught it on Asgard. Banner? Pay with cash. I just have one question Who are you, who is she, what the hell is going on here, and can I go back to jail now?, Scott Lang:My days of breaking into places and stealing shit are over! "If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you." -Muhammad Ali 2. Do you have a computer?Thor:No. Check out the funniest lines from Thor: The Dark World. October 6, 2017. Tom Swanson. Don't cry because it's over. Were not savages., [on learning Wongs name] Dr. Stephen Strange:Wong. 18. Thor:Yes, of course. Well, ImOdin:I know very well who you are, Jane Foster.Jane Foster:[to Thor]You told your dad about me?, Volstagg:Escorting these scoundrels is beneath us.Fandral:Nonsense, my rotund friend. 1. Were just about to jump on that ginormous spaceship. [Wong remains silent]Come on! No, no wounded screams mainly whimpering, a great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids and gout., Tony Stark:Romanoff you and Banner better not be playing hide the zucchini.Natasha Romanoff:Relax, showman. Oh my goodness. 4. What do you need me to do?Hank Pym:I want you to break into a place and steal some shit.Scott Lang:makes sense., Scott Lang:Well, technically, I didnt rob them. Of course Im not a male escort.MJ:Well then youre Spider-Man., Ned Leeds:[to MJ after she finds out Spider-Mans identity]So, you know too. Aunt May:Hungry? The events of the second Ant-Man film coincided with what was happening in Infinity War, on a parallel storyline. 13. Watch. Protector of the Nine Realms.Jane Foster:[chastened]Oh. Another broken white boy for us to fix., Everett K. Ross:[after he wakes up]Is this Wakanda?Shuri:[sarcastically]No, its Kansas., MBaku:If you say one more word, Ill feed you to my children! Help him! Stay here. I thought that you could sense that with your Peter-Tingle.Peter Parker:Please stop saying Tingle, May., Flash Thompson:[about Mysterio]Hes all right. Lets get a cab., Emil Blonsky: Ive run into bad situations on crap missions before. After Tony Stark told the world he was Iron Man, he had to deal with the fallout in Iron Man 2. Make your Valentine's message short and sweet with one of the following quotes: "The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.". Al Bernstein 4.) While numerous writers and directors have worked on the universe where the characters appear, theres always a streak of humor, even in the darker films. The measure of a person, of a herois how well they succeed at being who they are." - Frigga, Avengers: Endgame Stephen Strange:I had to tell you. [in English]After your questioning, we will take him back to Wakanda with us.Everett K. Ross:What? The word spelled out.Peter Parker:Youre head of security and your password is password?Happy Hogan:I dont feel good about it either., Nick Fury:We have a job to do, and youre coming with us.Peter Parker:Theres gotta be someone else you can use. "So, what's it like in the real. Erma Bombeck Here are some inspiring Marvel quotes from Marvel Studios that will awaken the superhero in you. He makes me wanna die!, Drax:How did you get to this weird dumb planet?Mantis:Ego found me in my larva state. Im the boss, Im the boss, Im the boss. Stephen Strange:Well, after Western medicine failed me, I headed east, and I ended up in Kathmandu.Dr. We need to talk!Drax:Im sorry but I like a woman with some meat on her bones.Mantis:[confused]What?Drax:I tried to let you down easily by telling you you were disgusting.